Vintner

Merchants and importers of fine wine and related goods… and not so fine wine, but whatever gets your buzz on, right?

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Vinegar, per gallon. . . . . 14ƒ


 * ————Helps with odours and rust; white or apple cider

Water, mineral. . . . . 2₲4


 * ————This is true mineral water—bottled from a natural and supposedly therapeutic spring—rather than soda or carbonated water. Mineral water is available either sparkling or still. It's still Bullshit!

Water, pointlessly bottled. . . . . 16ƒ


 * ————This is ordinary water—likely local—in a small bottle. Enjoy your sixteen silver drink, fool.

Wine, fortified, ruby port. . . . . 14ƒ


 * ————Bottle-aged, sweet, and rather alcoholic

Wine, fortified, tawny port. . . . . 1₲2


 * ————Barrel-aged for at least seven years but may be aged for decades; still both sweet and quite alcoholic

Wine, fortified, vermouth. . . . . 8ƒ


 * ————Available in extra dry, white, or sweet; this (with gin and an olive or two) is how you make a martini, not with rum or vodka and pre-made mixes. Those are abominations.

Wine, generic, cheap stuff, 3 gallon jug. . . . . 1₲2ƒ5¢

Wine, generic, cheap stuff, bottle. . . . . 1ƒ5

Wine, generic, cheap, tun. . . . . 94₲10

Wine, generic, Elven, bottle. . . . . 1₲10


 * ————It's not that is good; it's that it's Elven. That's why most people buy it.

Wine, generic, excellent, bottle. . . . . 1₲1ƒ

Wine, generic, excellent, kilderkin. . . . . 94₲10

Wine, generic, excellent, tun. . . . . 1323₲

Wine, generic, fair, bottle. . . . . 3ƒ

Wine, generic, fair, kilderkin. . . . . 13₲10

Wine, generic, fair, tun. . . . . 189₲

Wine, generic, good, bottle. . . . . 8ƒ


 * ————'Generic' wines here refers to a blended local vintage, even for the good stuff.

Wine, generic, good, kilderkin. . . . . 36₲

Wine, generic, good, tun. . . . . 504₲

Wine, regional, Alphan. . . . . 10ƒ


 * ————Though often confused for a Bizzannite appellation, Alphan is a blend from the islands north of Osterre. It is a deep red, mostly zinfandel, with pinot noir &/or merlot added.

Wine, regional, Darkmouth. . . . . 1₲2


 * ————This red blend is 60% shiraz and 30% cabernet sauvignon. The remainder is commonly a dry white blend.

Wine, regional, Glittery. . . . . 2₲6


 * ————An Elven red appellation, this wine has a spicy finish and is the most full-bodied Elven wine sold abroad. It's name comes from its region of origin: Glitter Falls, rather than any physical description. Like proper Vampires, this wine does not actually sparkle.

Wine, regional, Green. . . . . 3₲6


 * ————In spite of the name, this Elven appellation is a regular white wine. It is most frequently rebottled in green glass for overseas sales.

Wine, regional, Lukkov. . . . . 3₲10


 * ————This Formourian regional is a blend of chardonnay and pino grigio, and commonly considered the finest white wine to come from Norditerre.

Wine, regional, Mundian. . . . . 8ƒ


 * ————Popular among the young, this red blend has a moderate and smooth taste. It's also rather cheap.

Wine, regional, Seraphic. . . . . 1₲6


 * ————This rosé wine is from the Isle of the Seraphi in the Sea of Chaos, or islands nearby. A similar Bizzannite blend is often mistakenly called 'seraphic', but that term properly applies only to this one.

Wine, regional, Weeping. . . . . 2₲8


 * ————The Weeping appellation is a Gothic red, from deep in the mountains of Osterre.

Wine, sparkling white, Bizzannite. . . . . 1₲6


 * ————Very common in the Empire, and available worldwide. Many wines from outside the region—indeed, most sparkling whites outside of Hydraulia and Draeken—are commonly called 'Bizzannite'.

Wine, sparkling white, frizzante. . . . . 18ƒ

Wine, sparkling white, Hydraulic. . . . . 1₲18


 * ————Connoisseurs call this wine 'fluid' rather than the more pedestrian label 'wine'. It is a highly-regarded regional. Were it not for the large volume produced (and largely consumed) locally, this wine would fetch almost twice the price.

Wine, sparkling white, spumante. . . . . 1₲7


 * ————Extra bubbly, for pouring on a girl's bottom in a music video

Wine, spiced, bottle. . . . . 4ƒ


 * ————Also called mulled wine, glühwein, glögg, or navegado

Wine, spiced, kilderkin. . . . . 18₲

Wine, spiced, tun. . . . . 252₲

Wine, varietal, cabernet sauvignon. . . . . 18ƒ

Wine, varietal, chardonnay. . . . . 11ƒ


 * ————Chardonnay sucks.

Wine, varietal, malvasia. . . . . 11ƒ5

Wine, varietal, merlot. . . . . 17ƒ

Wine, varietal, pinot grigio. . . . . 13ƒ


 * ————Also called pinot gris

Wine, varietal, pinot noir. . . . . 15ƒ

Wine, varietal, riesling. . . . . 14ƒ

Wine, varietal, sauvignon blanc. . . . . 13ƒ

Wine, varietal, shiraz. . . . . 19ƒ


 * ————Also called syrah

Wine, varietal, zinfandel. . . . . 1₲