Butcher

Meat, carved up to order, mostly by weight, and uncooked.

Beef, per pound, corned. . . . . 7ƒ

Beef, per pound, dried. . . . . 14ƒ

Beef, per pound, ground. . . . . 6ƒ

Beef, per pound, jerked. . . . . 7ƒ

Beef, per pound, roast. . . . . 7ƒ5

Beef, per pound, sausage. . . . . 5ƒ

Beef, per pound, smoked. . . . . 6ƒ

Beef, per pound, steak. . . . . 8ƒ


 * ————Delectable delightful steak; choicer cuts increase the price by up to seven times.

Beef, per pound, stew meat. . . . . 6ƒ

Beef, per pound, grain-fed, ground. . . . . 8ƒ

Beef, per pound, grain-fed, steak. . . . . 10ƒ

Beef, per pound, grain-fed, steak, choice cut. . . . . 15ƒ

Beef, per pound, grain-fed, veal. . . . . 1₲

Blood, per pint, animal. . . . . 5ƒ7


 * ————Blood: it's what's for dinner. Blood is used for delicacies in some cultures, and is a staple in a few (not just the unliving ones, either).

Boudin, per pound. . . . . 7ƒ3

Buffalo, per pound, dried. . . . . 17ƒ

Buffalo, per pound, ground. . . . . 9ƒ

Buffalo, per pound, jerked. . . . . 10ƒ

Buffalo, per pound, steak. . . . . 11ƒ

Gator boudin, per pound. . . . . 18ƒ

Gator tail, per pound. . . . . 16ƒ

Goat, per pound. . . . . 5ƒ

Haggis, per pound. . . . . 5ƒ


 * ————If you have to ask what this is, you probably won't want to eat it

Ham, per pound, smoked. . . . . 7ƒ

Ham, per pound. . . . . 6ƒ

Hooves, ears and assholes, per pound, sausage. . . . . 4ƒ


 * ————It's a hot dog!

Moose, per pound, smoked. . . . . 1₲1


 * ————The Palin special

Mutton, per pound. . . . . 7ƒ

Pork, per pound, bacon. . . . . 5ƒ


 * ————BACON!

Pork, per pound, chitterlings. . . . . 1ƒ7


 * ————The package may read 'pork chitterlings' but this is better known as 'chittlins'. It smells like Hell when it is cleaned or cooked, but tastes like Heaven.

Pork, per pound, porkchops. . . . . 7ƒ5

Pork, per pound, salted. . . . . 6ƒ

Pork, per pound, sausage. . . . . 5ƒ

Pork, per pound, smoked. . . . . 7ƒ

Rabbit, per pound. . . . . 4ƒ5

Smoked meat, per pound, bear. . . . . 1₲5

Smoked meat, per pound, venison. . . . . 1₲3

Unicorn, per ounce. . . . . 5₲7ƒ


 * ————Sweet delicious unicorn… The marketing department is wrong; the horn is not the 'best part'. I side with The Oatmeal on this one. It's meat from the thighs that is the most enchanting.

Venison, per pound. . . . . 6ƒ


 * ————Mmm… Bambi…