Jerk

Jerk
People automatically do not like you, especially once you open your mouth. Even if you are not intentionally insulting, people perceive that you are. There is usually little that you can do to change a first-impression (even a wrong one). You always have the option of acting annoying just to piss people off, since they will generally feel that way already. You could instead just drink heavily and let nature take its course. This is the person you have to get to know to like.