50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

=(and Everyone Else… Permanently)=

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic"

- Joseph Stalin

Death is a remarkably state easy to attain. There are a number of places on the body where an edge need only penetrate less than two inches to cause a fatality, and only a few pounds of pressure are needed to place that blade there. Even something as simple as a lack of good air can cause death. The following list includes the lifetime odds of 50 different ways to die, other than "hop under a bus, Gus."